Nancy Newspaper

Unbelievably, Nancy is shy! Although her headlines sometimes scream, unless directly approached, she tends to retire into a corner of the room, front doorway or yard. She has a passive/aggressive personality, and if left alone too long becomes frazzled and falls apart, frequently scattering herself to the winds. However, at the center of attention she thrives, changes headlines during the day to keep up with late-breaking news. She misses her old-growth forest and is grateful to the internet, welcoming the day she is no longer needed. Her guilt is particularly bad on Sundays. She is an invaluable chameleon, doing double stunts as fish-wrap, doggy toy, dust pan, umbrella….

Nancy’s power: She can fold herself outward into a long bridge.